Picture this..awkward 5th grade Erin, staring at the deodorant aisle in the now defunct EconoFoods trying to find a deodorant that will suit her specific needs. Left alone to ponder such predicaments she chooses Teen Spirit. Where is the fault in this one might wonder? Little lamb haired Erin choose the Teen Spirit without antiperspirant, which in fact is a necessity when one wants to block such odors of the body. Sitting in Ms. Frettes class on a wonderful sweltering day on the 3rd floor I sniff..sniff again..before the phrase "wtf" was invented..I said "eww." Yes my friends, that is when I learned that the missing ingredient to any body odor shield will always be...antiperspirant. So this is me saying..to Ms.Frettes 5th grade class..I'm sorry that it took me 2 weeks to figure this out.
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